Description

“Dark & Earthy” Sasquatch Sanctuary Coffee
16oz Whole Bean Organic – roasted by Philipsburg Coffee Roasters

Brewed deep in the Montana wilderness (okay, actually by our friends at Philipsburg Coffee Roasters, but close enough), this is the coffee Bigfoot himself demands before a long day of fishing, skiing, or avoiding blurry photographs.

• Size: 16oz bag of whole beans—enough to fuel at least three Sasquatches, or one very determined human.

• Roast Profile: Dark & Earthy—like a campfire in the woods meets that mossy log you sit on while tying your fly.

• Organic: Certified organic, because even Sasquatch cares about clean mountain living.

• Local: Small-batch roasted in Philipsburg, Montana—where the coffee is strong, and the squatch sightings are stronger.

Perfect for powering early morning ski runs at Discovery, late-night ghost town explorations, or simply convincing yourself that Monday is survivable.

⚠️ Warning: May cause sudden urges to grow a beard, chop wood, or howl at the moon.